Naturally

In a little while from now,
If I'm not feeling anyless sour,
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top will throw myself off,
In an effort to make it clear to who
Ever what it's like when you're shattered..........

Wicked Game

A man may smile one day.
He has friends in many places.
People call him their brother, their protector, their 'Father', someone who look after them, us.
What does one remember you for?
How much does one want to remember?
How you talked, how you said hello and goodbye, they way you looked on in pity or anger.
By what you did and why.
In the end, they just come by, take a look and say, "You were loved greatly by all."
And that's the end of it.
No matter what you do, it's never enough.
You never get the chance to straighten things out, no chance to say you were sorry for this and that, or a thank you to those who looked after you.










We are dead men whether we like it or not.
Never live a life without thinking it could never happen.




This Christmas, I remember you, you that went without saying a goodbye, without telling us why.

Bribe and Groom

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I''ll give you $100 if you''ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I''m supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and ''be faithful to her forever,'' I''d appreciate it if you''d just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom''s vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom''s hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."






Hahah, what a woman!

Still

You could say the world is a bad place. But when youre walking down the lane back home, you check the time and you think of things, it could be worse, it could be hell. You remember the bits and pieces that kept the smile turned the right side up, the songs that turned it over.
Where would anyone of us be if we didn't have th small things?

So be happy, keep the cheer...


The worse person could be me. I could've been the best.




Somehow, someway, i've got to try...

Bend It Like That

"And there goes Tim Tong Sai! Overtaking Lok Ai Fa on the tight corner! This is a crucial move for Tim, it looks like he's having a hard time taking this corner......."

Incy-Wincy Spider

We're all looking forward to the 3rd part of the Spider-Man series.

Dark, emotional, vengeful, mysterious, misunderstanding, confusion, mind boggling scenes; that's what fans of the wallcrawler should expect.

Hell of a movie. Check out the trailer here :

http://www.ifilm.com/presents/spiderman3

Woman

Imgine trying and dying trying. It's better, yes, to be in this situation.....

<-----

Red vengence filled with sin
Darting out crawling into my skin
No laughter. no sound
All but pain, just you, homeword bound

In moments, in places
A different thousand faces
But you among them all
Haunt me, continuing to appall

The Weak

Maybe no one will ever understand how lonely I feel when it comes to this time of the month, how weird it feels. Not to mention being there and just having a bad week and no one really around to check up on me makes things worse.

Back in camp at 2100 hrs, live shoots tomorrow, tell me, do you know how difficult it is to concentrate when things are wrong all over? I have to put EVERY single thing aside and focus on things that I hardly like to do. Then coming back and seeing things the way they are don't help.







"She forgets me the moment she's gone, the reality of realism is never real."

Red Morn

I guess your'e guessing.

For a bit, I was hesitant, but what the heck. I'm in blue and marching. Booked out this week, early, cause it's the holidays. and ba-booom. The whole of a HOLIDAY SATURDAY i'm stuck at home customizing my icons on my com.

IS THAT GREAT OR WHAT HUH? FUCKING HIP ISN'T IT? YAAAAAAAYA!

Oh well. Who flying fuck gives.
I know it's been a loong time, but i just wanted to put this up. Cause she's so fucking cute.

The both of them. Fuck kat.

The Invisible

To kill or not to kill
To die or not to die
To lie or not to lie
To destroy or not to destroy
To love or not to love
To smile or not to smile
To run or not to run
To say or not to say
To fail or not to fail
To try or not to try
To continue or not continue
To want or not to want
This is how I see it in your eyes

Turn The Pages

"...speak the words I wanna hear to make my demons run."



How many times have I heard those words and wish I could say them out loud. Speak those words, make MY demons run. Time away, consideration and thoughtful thinking, realise. I don't know how long you are going to remain in the dark, how long you're going to keep your thoughts and intentions away from me. How long will you remain a person trapped behind yourself, how long will you continue to lie.
A contrast from the last post, this is a direct opposite.

Hopeless, a last goodbye; to you.







"Lay beside me, tell me what i've done. The door is closed, so are your eyes. But now I see the sun, yes now I see it."

Pink Toes And Green Toppings

There are not many words I can say or anything I can do to make this go away.
No expression, no sweet song.


I may not yet understand the full purpose why things happen as they do. We learn day by day how to stay above water, struggling not to drown. I put my trust in places I didn't ever know existed. We keep going because we believe in something.

There are the few and many who read this page, these words. People I know, people I don't. The ones that I do know, stay safe, buy deoderant and don't smell funny. Love you all cuase your'e all still somewhere out there. Friends of friends or enemies of friends.








God be with us all, remember the ones who passed on into the white havens on this day. Pray for each other and keep your goon selves safe. Don't be naughty children.

Simple Says

My girl went missing
while I was away in Pittsburg
Found her cat a-hissing
then went to see Joseph Salsberg
Told me not to worry
just get out of town in a hurry
So I did
and not a moment too soon
'Cause I saw their greed
and heard everyone call out 'Buffoon!'
It's a lazy town
but a harder try
More than a noun
love is more than nothing that money can't buy




a dedication..

When I Came Back

His eyes are white-light ceiling bulbs
his teeth syringe needles
he's attended by a retinue of shiny scarab beetles
I stood a-teertering on the vacuum-breathing brink,
where you fall with the weight of a single thought you think...
where laughing things rise to find they truly sink
and white on white on white on white is the color of my ink
I didn't pass through the tunnel; the tunnel passed through me;
death will not hesitate to come unseasonably...
It takes joy in coming unreasonably...
I remember death-I remember death, oh but yes:
I've bargained with that smug old merchant of rest
though that time is past, and I pretend we never met
you know what hasn't happened-will, onward, happen yet...
I no longer taunt the lion, nor will walk the edge.
I withdrew from the void that shimmers past the ledge,
But every morning when I wake
I see the shadows smile
I know that it is but his whim to bide a while...



What do I see, in the dusty mirror? Not a human being but a human error.

You know who...

There Once Lived.....

Ahhh. I have a very nice suprise for you this morning. I'm sure all ogre, donkey, gingerbread-man and fairytale people fans will love to know.

Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Shrek 3! Like finally something solid to prove I knew it was gonna come out all along! Ok, so it's on May the 18th. Erm. Ok? Remember the date ya. It's close to a special date...Remember? See the day before is a very nice day.

Sheesh. It's my birthday May 17.

Looking forward to it!

Be Modest At Least For One Day

Here is an unintelligent line from Paris. Not as if she's ever said anything anywhere near smart before...


"I, like, cry when I listen to it, it's so good."


She had that to say about her debut album 'Paris'. Talk about modesty. You know, she's become a pest completely. I used to be able to stand looking at her pictures, but after months of pure horsedung from her, looking at her now and then is utterly unbearable.

You Gotta Hold It

Didn't mother always say, pee BEFORE you go out?

Haha, give us a nice quote will you?

Robert The Great

I remember, too, a distant bell and stars that fell
Like the rain out of the blue
When my life is through
And the angels ask me to recall
The thrill of it all
Then I will tell them I remember you
Slim Whitman

63, and one of the very best.

Robert De Niro Jr. (born August 17, 1943) is a two time Academy Award-winning American film actor, director, producer and founder of the Tribeca Film Festival. He is regarded as one of the finest motion picture actors of his generation. Many regard him as the successor to Marlon Brando. He is particularly noted for his portrayal of mobsters in the gangster underworld, and conflicted, troubled characters, and for his enduring collaboration with director Martin Scorsese. De Niro was born in New York City, the son of Robert De Niro, Sr., an abstract expressionist painter, sculptor and poet (De Niro's great-grandparents were Italian immigrants from the village of Ferrazzano, Molise, [1]), and Virginia Admiral, also a painter. They had met at the painting classes of Hans Hofmann in Provincetown, Massachusetts. His parents divorced when he was two years old.

Robert De Niro, one of the finest yes. A man to be respected, i've loved a ton of his movies. Hilarious in Analyze This/That, heartbreaking in Heat and Deer Hunter, respected in Goodfellas, Casino and The Untouchables, and so much more. He's one of a kind. Many returns of the day De Niro!

All the Croon

Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.

He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.

Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.

And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John.

Johnny Cash

She's 48 today.

Madonna Louise Ciccone, christened Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone (born August 16, 1958) but better known worldwide only by her first name, is an American pop musician, singer, songwriter, dancer, actor, and author. In 2000, The Guinness Book of Records credited Madonna as the most successful female recording artist of all time, with estimated worldwide sales of 120 million albums. [1] Her record label, Warner Bros., reported in 2005 that she had achieved international sales in excess of 200 million albums. [2] In popular media, the tag "Queen of Pop" commonly refers to Madonna.

Conga

What are you and I living for?


The hundreds of reasons, choose one. We are swayed by life's promises.
Me? I live for passion.

My Droid Mechanic

How should we live our age till it's last?



"Make choices, don't look back, no regrets. Live fast, live quick, live in the now, never looking too far ahead and NEVER looking back. Looking back blurs your vision of what's less than a mile ahead, and at the speed we're travelling day by day, we are bound to crash headlong into THE REGRET OF LOOKING BACK."

"Believing you are dead, that you can't be hurt, touched or moved will lead you to your ultimate goal; doing the things needed in your existence. We are swayed by our natural ability to think and reason. But we only need to focus on one thing, that what must be done, must be done."




Now, give me a good qoute for this...











Next up, Birthdays!

Sand-Nurse

You'd think 'Absence makes the heart fonder' would be a wowser.
Sorry pal, over-rated.

I passed by the house today and this is one truth today: You can't believe people are gone just like that. Can't belive they're gone. Makes it hard to believe it's true.
Ok, enough run-over-horse-face-sadness.


Here's a pic of a couple.....














What's wrong with this picture?

She's The Queen

Check out Kronikas at www.gemsfordinner.blogspot.com

Just a place to read.













Other than that, Wonder Woman is adorable, Batman is squeezable and they do go well together. Hah, more in the next episode!

TMNT

The best thing about movies is?

Expecting the best of movies. Superman Returns, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men:The Last Stand, Matrix Revolutions, Spider Man. These are the movies that shook box offices with their cash tonage. And people liked them. Especially when you do something like Spider Man. Every kid in our generation knew, know and will always know the man with practically "Eight Hands". We love to see the cartoons we watched as kids splash out all over in movie theaters. I know I am. For example, Silent Hill. Based on a game that came out ages ago, they finally made it into a movie. Of course they kind of realised ot was worth it. I almost couldn't believe it myself when I found out; before anyone had the slightest idea. I've got good contacts.
I caught it, thought later than I intended, with my wife, and I do solemnly swear, it was a superb take on the game itself. Everything was right, the scenes were exactly the same.

Now to cut to the chase.

What was one of the few action cartoons that made us prepare half an hour early, sitting with a bowl of crackers, biscuits, lots to drink, sitting on the carpet floor and just waiting for it to start? Of course you'll be having a lot in mind, but it's the smaller majority that will get this right.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

That's right. They're making a movie out of it, and from what i've seen, it looks like a load of fun. Check out the trailer:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/

And a screenshot for you!

Your Tetons

-The Clouded Mind-


















"I hate the thought of loving you."

"I love the thought of hating you."

Sometimes we, I, find desperation in the most simplest of forms.

Oh Bugger!

If you love Pirates, the sea, lots of idiotic humour and Johnny Depp, of course, you'll love Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest.
The whole main cast is back from The Black Pearl [1st Movie] with a few new actors. Bill Nighly and that other fellow who looks like him. They're both covered in under-sea-substances so it don't matter who is who. I caught it last night and well of course it was really the best! Swashbuckling, british accents and funny faces, including stupidity from even the most honorable of sailors, it did do very well in my movie books. But who can really resist dear dear Depp. Add Knightley to all of it with short-ish hair and flawless features with an even more perfect profile this time and you've got yourself a hell of a wonderful movie to watch. Of course the ending was UNEXPECTED! but that's what a good movie is all about isn't it? Leaves you very fed up, you simply need to catch the next one and youre so so so impatient to see what turns out next.

Poor Jack Sparrow. Correction: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

Good news is, they filmed POTC 2 and 3 together so their release dates shouldn't be so far apart. From what I know of from my movie sources, Pirates 3 will be more than what we asked for. For those eager fans who have watched Pirates 2, you would want to know what happens in the 3rd part. One thing funny, all the Pirates movie have Singapore attached to it, so it's pretty interesting, or rather, cool to have your nation planted in the script. Well, be more proud my fellow citizens! The 3rd part will have even more Singapore to it as they are filming the beginning of the 3rd Pirates in old Singapore. Singapore harbour that is. Lots of Asian involvment so I see and hear and read.
Keep it hush hush, but i've got the first 56 pages of the Pirates of the Caribbean, End of the World script. So if you want to know what happens there and then, let me know. I'll let you in on the marvelous script.

Try This...

...if you hate your neighbor!

Dry Up

I wonder what's our purposes here in this blue world. I'm sure you've questioned it yourself, I have, many times over, and tmes over and over again.


Ask God. You walk through all this pain, like cute barbed wire, get through it and leave a part of yourself behind. What's the point of trying to hide all the pain in a simple little blog? You can be as happy as you can be at that moment trying to lie to yourself that you're fine and dandy, like a uncaring daisy in the wind. But at the end of the day, are you really feeling great?

I'd go right up to God and tell him, "You're not doing a good job with me" if I could. Rather, I wasn't the one doing a good job.

He has a plan for us? The way i'm tested day by day, the way i'm plagued by such unnerving ideas by some disgusting idealist, the way I bend over in pain and pure grief when I can't control how I feel anymore? You think you know it? This fear? It kills the soul my friends.

I'm amazed at how far i've gone holding onto I-don't-know-what. I'd just come back home playing some silly sad song, gripe on the floor, writhing in anger and pulling the hairs out of both the carpet and my head. Where lies this tell tale answer that you and I look for? I have no idea, people say it's within themselves. Sincerely, i'm not getting a bit of good out of any of this. All this joy that's covering our stupid faces is a simple dumb charade. Behind the curtain is just what it really is. Horror.

Things aren't right, they don't work out.


The picture up above is one of?

S-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G


This is suffering.

Buroc

He's the handsome one...

Ze Camel Spider [Eeeeks]

December 15

Back around July 2003 after the war was declared over me a some of my Marines were sitting in our house playing cards. Our location at the time was in Al-Kut on an air base that we had taken over during the war, me and my guys were living right by the river, that exact spot seemed to be the “ Mecca” of Camel Spiders. It was pretty late that night all of us sitting around the table, my back was to the wall by the front door. All of a sudden one of my guys said there is a big Spider on the wall behind you. I looked over my shoulder and sure enough I think that was the biggest one we all have seen there, I would say it matched your three inch size, give or take a couple centimeters.Well I slowly stood up and reached for the first thing I could get my hands on to kill it, (by the way these things are hard to kill) As I stood up he just sat there watching me then I hit it square and hard with a stick that I always kept in arms reach for that purpose. The Spider hit the floor and just disappeared in thin air.My boys started laughing and said “Yeah he is going to go get his homeboys and come back here to kick your butt.” I walked back to my room to get my four cell Mag Light then I walked out on my front porch when I shut the door I heard a thud….I flicked on my light and there he was. This spider had jumped off the roof onto a MRE box that was on the porch, he just sat there and looked at me. Once again I swung at him, but he was to fast and got away, after a few minutes of scanning the area I went back inside to finish the card game.The war started about ten minutes after the first encounter….and sure enough my boys was right. He got his home boys and can back for a fight. To make a long story short I killed eight of those things that night there had to have been 12-15 of them that came back to get me. This is just one of many encounters I’ve had have fun and be safe.

December 24

I am a desert storm vet and had an unfortunate run in with one of these things in 1991. Anyway, this is my short story. . . We were in Saudi Arabia about ½ an hour from the Iraq border. It was just after the ground war and we were on a forward mission to setup tents for the rest of our company who were still in Iraq. I was sitting on my cot and had moved a box containing food when one of these things scampered out between my legs, just inches from my hand. Having never seen something like this before I overreacted a little bit. I screamed like a little girl, flung back my body, and tumbled head over heals to ground. As the rest of the tent laughed at me, one of my buddies said “there it goes” and it disappeared under the side of the tent. Those little buggers blend in real well with the desert sand. We never saw another one in the area and I was really glad. To my recollection, it was only 8 to 10 inches long, moved quickly, and never made any screaming sounds. I was the one making the screaming sound. It sure did scary the heck out of me but it was just as scared of me as I was of it.

Things Of Old

Everyone who knows me knows that I treasure my VCD collection like it's a multi billion dollar treasure. It's been my obsession since I first stepped into a theatre and got impressed with the first movie I watched alone. From then on, i've collected over 200 movies, ranging from comedy, drama, action, thriller, cartoons, animations and the whole shebang.

I'm practically famous for owning a huge collection, being EXTREMELY fussy about their conditions and taking great care of how they are kept. To each movie, there is a small story behind it and it's etched in my memory like it's a part of my brain already.


But here's the sad fact. VCDs are a thing of the past. The quality isn't fantastic, they just aren't good enough. Now, DVDs are the thing now, people buy them all the time. What's the difference? Damned quality. I've seen the difference and oh my dear god, i've tried to ignore it, but it's just too damn good.

What's my decision? I've decided to sell off some of the not-so-fantastic VCDs I have and get some money for something better off. After all, you do want quality when you watch something. Well, it don't mean that i'm going to buy DVDs like you buy food, it's just that......





It's time to grow out of it. Though it hurts my heart to see them go, I rather it went before it gets too much and I can't handle it. For now, all say farewell to my lovely VCD collection and the start of the DVD collection. It's only going to be a DVD per month, don't worry. =)

Ball Of Luck?

England : Paraguay - 1:0
Serbia & Montenegro : Netherlands - 0:1
Angola : Portugal - 0:1
Italy : Ghana - 2:0
Brazil : Croatia - 1:0
Germany : Poland - 1:0

Watching these matches drove me crazy. They were intense, some, but...

Germany : Costa Rica - 4:2
Poland : Ecuador - 2:0
Argentina : Cote d'Ivoire - 2:1
Mexico : Iran - 3:1
USA : Chzech Republic - 0:3
Australia : Japan - 3:1
Korea : Togo - 2:1
Spain : Ukraine - 4:0
Tunisia : Saudi Arabia - 2:2

Not watching these matches drove me mad.

What's the difference? All the matches I watched only consisted of ONE goal. With the exception of Italy. Brazil was a let down, most of the teams that were and are supposed to perform with splendour didn't. The underdogs are making it in the world cup, football isn't what it is before. I don't need to say much. I just hope either Croatia, Mexico and some other underdog win this year. Though my heart always belongs to Brazil, I know the new Brazil isn't like the new.

Other than that, he's so damn handsome.

Decide How

A friend of mine chose abortion to waiting 9 whole months to give birth to a darling baby which would've delighted her world if she had just let it.

Their choice to abort changed my perception of things somehow and shone light on areas I never thought of before. Not to mention my love for them both has been severly damaged.








What do you think of abortion?
Tell me....

Full Jacket

Add a tagline!

I Love Barracuda, Do You?

- Playing a classical piano piece in a darkened theatre full of thousands of people

- Making a award winning movie that affected the whole world

- Driving at 370 km per hour running from the cops

- Attempting the art of flying

- Creating the ultimate PC game

- Learn to somersault from Singapore to Thailand

- Write a novel that would be recognize by everyone

- Break some kind of world record. [Earning 500, 000, 000 points for LOTR game]

- Be an interior designer

- A photographer, journalist, teacher, lawyer, hitman? Hahaha...

- An professional at hand making things, lots of things

- Meet some actress and make an impression in her life

- Perform the worlds most daring stunt

- Take the ultimate risk

- Be free of human chains [Breaking humanity, running faster]

- The craziest, maddest, jolly man in the world

Whoa?

According to World Entertainment News Network, Lohan has always had a crush on Lachey, and now that he is back on the market, she is hoping to act on her feelings. However, Lachey made it clear in a recent radio interview that he is not at all interested.
This past Monday, the ex-Newlywed appeared on The Ace & TJ morning radio show to promote his new post-Jessica album What's Left Of Me, which comes out next week. When he was asked if there was any chance he would hook up with Lindsay, he quickly made his feelings (or lack thereof) known by replying, "I can safely say that I don't have any interest in Lindsay Lohan...nor do I understand anyone else that does."

Very well put. I couldn't have said it any better.
5 cheers for Nick!
10 BOOO'S for Lindsay!

Learn To Speak Chinese

Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Does this bathroom stink - Hu Flung Dung?

Dumberering

Today is Friday.
Ice Cube brought a whole new meaning to the day, and word Friday.

Today, I challenged myself to dig deep into my nose and reach a thousand feet, only to excavate a handfull of green gold that I gawked at for a full half an hour.





Next week - 2,000.

Where Are We Going?

Laurie Kenyon had put her past behind her. The bad people who hurt her were gone. The pain was buried for ever. She had forgotten it ever happened...Or so she thought. But Laurie is about to learn that the past can be a dangerous thing. It can come back to haunt you. Sometimes it can kill.
Mary Higgins Clark at her breathtaking best.

I couldn't help feeling that it was so much like a person I knew. And it freaked me out completely. I had goosebumps when I thought about it over and over. Plus, elements of this book are hair-raising; if you know what it feels like. Or if you know what they are talkng about. Well, I've done about 1/5 of the book and its captured my attention.
Get it!

Halt!

Now, kitty, stay where you are. We mean you no harm. Just drop your weapon and stay calm. We don't want to hurt you.

Go Green Catwalk

I'd be there in a jiffy if I had dough and two proper feet
I'd write a story if people told me it was worth it
I'd be smiling if someone made the world go round
I'd sing a stupid song if the falling rain made a proper sound
I'd be missing if you took the bus to Hollywood
I'd buy you a drink if you needed food
I'd tag along to Metro till Watson
I'd be smelly happy watching the Jetsons
I'd just be there if I were you


But only if I had just you...

Hot Revenge

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''
The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''

Midnight Calling

Some songs attain to different people.
Some hit home, some mean something
different.
Some make you feel good, some make
you feel far away.

I teared quietly to myself as I listened
to Emiliana Torrini's Serenade. I tried
to play along on the guitar but the night
was to much to bear. It's something to
keep your hopes high and keep the sun
shining in yourself. The gloom always
comes sometime. It makes things die.
I switch off the light and sit on the sofa
just listening.


"And now we will run with smiles.."

Take A Break

...i'm so unhappy...

The Hit And Run Case

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"

Cross The Sands And Stone

Ask me where i'd rather be than this confounded tiny algae-ed rock, i'd say Egypt or Greece faster than you can say jollyroger.

It's a place of forgotten beauty.

Whose Legs Are These?

Take a guess, wildshot.

Any ideas yet? Heh, heh, heh/Hur, hur, hur.

Sideways With Speed

I told everyone there would be a third installation for The Fast and The Furious. There were two rumoured versions of it. One, the main cast for the third would be all girls. Not so many guys. Which would be quite a follow up on the game series, Need For Speed Underground 1/2, full of al those models they put up in the game. Brooke Burke, etc look-alikes. But it would be just pure eye candy. The second, was of drifting, car drifting. I wasn't sure which one would be a serious project so the word was there were two.
And now when The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift is confirmed, people say it back to me:


"Eh you know they making The Fast and The Furious part three? Yeah, about drifting."


People are people. They hardly pay attention to what I say. Especially about movies. Hello? I know when they are gonna come out. Even years before. I got all the sources man!
*Proud*

Enjoy Tokyo Drift when it's out.




Asia can be hot when it wants to.

The Man And His Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

If I Go Crazy

She really must've been crawling up all the wrong parts, this one. Guess she damn well deserved it. Superman ain't one for violence.

Unless, it's called for.

We'll get to see it one day for sure.

Queen Gong

Suprise of the morning? King Kong.

Mother bought it cause I hadn't watched it yet and I wanted to watch it so. But, there was something dead wrong about the whole film. I wanted to watch it in theaters but too many singaporeans began watching it. I wondered why, why all of a sudden so many singaporeans bothered to watch it.
And now I know. Because King Kong is stupid. Singaporeans are stupid. Join them both, they make sense. It's not some big mystery that they only won awards for sound and visual effects. Because the storyline was pure crap. When it began, the script was smart, there were phrases that were very intelligent while the comedy struck home with good sense. But once they encountered the big gorilla, things got a little weird. Apart from the creatures that sort of freaked me out, King Kong sorely got on my nerves and I was supremely happy that he died. No remorse.
I mean take a look. The girl, Naomi Watts falls in love with this big fat gorilla instead of this sweet guy, Adrien Brody, that goes to the furthest extent to save her; even going right up to Kong to get her out of there. But even when he couldv'e died by Kong's hand, she did not give a second thought about him, but instead was so mesmerized by her 'love', the gorilla. If the whole thing was real, how could this girl live the rest of her life? That on her conscience was the life of countless citizens that Kong had killed in his search for her in New York City. It's pure madness. I was utterly dissapointed and I think Peter Jackson failed here. It did not seem like he was the same person who LOTR.

King Kong was overrated extremely. Thank god I didn't watch it in theaters. I would have been so let down.


King Kong gets:

0 Popcorns

The Melody

"...we were preparing to exit the town after the bombardment. Bodies littered the streets. The silence was complete. There would be an occasional blast or two somewhere over the next block. The fellas sat on broke concrete catching their breath. They were sorely exhausted. I myself was in a zone of confusion. Some part of me was sad, the other relieved. I knew we would be off anytime when the officials came down, but we all needed a breather, a 10 minute rest to gather ourselves. The bodies made things difficult to get over. There were children too among the bodies and I felt a tear or two roll down my cheek as I wondered about them. I heard footsteps scurry to my right, and I turned to look. A blonde, blue eyed boy ran out of the street. His faced was stained black with soot and his tear streaks were the first thing I noticed. He smiled at me with effort, then ran ahead of me. I continued to gaze at him. He was beautiful. He stopped suddenly and shouted in french: "Mama?"
He searched the bodies, an undying hope that he would be reunited with his kin. As he searched, he passed by a telly that had been left on throughout the whole time. It had no sound, but it still played. He stopped in his tracks and stared at the screen. After a while, he sat down, his mouth slightly open, purely mesmerized by what he was watching. I walked slowly, quietly over to him and tried to take a look. It was one of those cartoons they showed in the US during that time. The boy laughed while he watched, then suddenly taking note of me behind him, he smiled a darling smile that was full of joy. The innocence, the oblivion.
A nearby church came to life, like a blanket of comfort. The choir softly sang 'Vide Cor Meum'. It touched my heart. This beautiful boy, the song, this cursed place. It reminded me of so much. It reminded me of how much good there was in the world. It reminded me of my duty and why I needed to go on. It was for this small boy who found joy in a simple cartoon and forgot the world in disaster. I wept quietly to myself, holding my head in my hands. A friend of mine saw me and he came over and hugged me tight. I felt his hot tears beside mine and I knew I wasn't in this alone.
I never forgot the boy in France, it stayed with me till the end..."



Private First Class, Ranery Blake Jr.

The Sword Without A Hilt

I think she's the only girl who has the most fame from being stupid.


True isn't it? She got where she is right now for being a pure looney and a sore attention seeker. Sure, yes, she holds all the right cards to be considered ''Hot'' among men. She's got a great form, she's blonde, she's pretty and she showed all her "nice" bits on tape which was highly irritating to my professional opinion. I mean it was really dead boring. Worst "porn" i've seen.
Anyways, back to being hot. She's hot in the Eye category, but after and through all that, she's pure trash. Think about it. People with fame do things with their money. I don't really give much of a flying shit-horse what P.H does, but I reckon it's got to be extremely peanut-sized-brain like. Prancing around in over revealing clothes, parading all sorts of hideous bags, making a super fool of herself, the accusations go on and on. Why not be like Angelina Jolie oe Natalie Portman? Donate some money to some charity, do something for the world, find a fucking use for your intense riches instead of making everyone feel bad for being so dirt poor. It makes us feel madly pathetic that you can like like a queen and be such a bitch spending bagfulls of cash on filthy fashion wear.
I found a pic of her, and my oh my, it really disturbed me a great deal.



















That's Paris. Who bought. Her own copy of her ownself on tape.

God. How low can go you? I didn't really have a bad impression of Paris before seeing this picture, but after? There, made up my mind. She's quite the whore and almost every Celebrity webpage says it, so why don't I join in on the fun and take a potshot at Paris' stupid cunt.



But! Who knows. She could be someone really different. She is after all, young. And very dumb. Damn. So there is stil time for you Paris, our dear teeny-booper-trash-who-fucked-up-real-bad, to prove yourself. Though it's gonna take something really really really really really big to do so.

What have you got to say about Paris?
Tell me...!

Knights Be A-telling

I watched this 5 years ago when I first started watching movies in theatres. Alone, mind you, and I had a heckload of fun.
Let's just say, A Knight's Tale wasn't something everybody looked forward to. I haven't met or known anyone who has watched it, and I have yet to meet someone who has. We all know Heath Ledger from his new successful movie, Brokeback Mountain, where he has a a strong love bond with his friend.

Now, A Knight's Tale is underrated; seriously. Looks kind of serious, but it's not really, it's madly entertaining. It has a superb storyline, though quite predictable, but absolutely fun to watch how it all turns out. It extremely hilarious and I filled my quiet little home with joyful laughter at 5 am in the wee hours of this jolly Wednesday morning. Starring Shannon Sossamon, Rufur Sewell, Mark Addy and a few hilarious others, including gorgeous Laura Fraser, it's a movie that wil most certainly make you smile. The really funny bits are the added advancements from our time to medieval times. Songs like "We Will Rock You" is in it and its just cute the way it goes about.

I loved the movie because it had heart in it and it was fantastic to relive the old times with pure happy laughter.
A Knight's Tale gets:

Popcorns!