Bribe and Groom

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I''ll give you $100 if you''ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I''m supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and ''be faithful to her forever,'' I''d appreciate it if you''d just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom''s vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom''s hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."






Hahah, what a woman!

Still

You could say the world is a bad place. But when youre walking down the lane back home, you check the time and you think of things, it could be worse, it could be hell. You remember the bits and pieces that kept the smile turned the right side up, the songs that turned it over.
Where would anyone of us be if we didn't have th small things?

So be happy, keep the cheer...


The worse person could be me. I could've been the best.




Somehow, someway, i've got to try...

Bend It Like That

"And there goes Tim Tong Sai! Overtaking Lok Ai Fa on the tight corner! This is a crucial move for Tim, it looks like he's having a hard time taking this corner......."

Incy-Wincy Spider

We're all looking forward to the 3rd part of the Spider-Man series.

Dark, emotional, vengeful, mysterious, misunderstanding, confusion, mind boggling scenes; that's what fans of the wallcrawler should expect.

Hell of a movie. Check out the trailer here :

http://www.ifilm.com/presents/spiderman3

Woman

Imgine trying and dying trying. It's better, yes, to be in this situation.....

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Red vengence filled with sin
Darting out crawling into my skin
No laughter. no sound
All but pain, just you, homeword bound

In moments, in places
A different thousand faces
But you among them all
Haunt me, continuing to appall